Monday, February 5, 2007

Housing Slump? Yes Way...


I thought building was illegal during winter anyways. Because the tools freeze to your hands. Not that that's a bad thing...

Lower Peninsula Schools to move summer break to winter mos.

It is 9 degrees right now. Above zero. A million schools are closed, including the mighty universities of Grand Valley and Western Michigan.

My sliding balcony door is open about a foot, because the heat radiating upwards from the first and second floors is enough to evaporate my standing toilet water every 90 minutes.

Is it really that cold?

The answer is no. Unless you're a sissy.

The only thing that should be at a standstill right now is crime.